Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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