I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize