I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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