it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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