Im at strip club and am horny
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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