That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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