just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My dick has a subreddit
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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