I'm really into asian looking animals
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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