i want to swaddle you in tequila
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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what are you doing with your life
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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