Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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