dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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