just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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