people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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