playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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