how can u be prego again
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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