He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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