i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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