Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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