You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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