On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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