Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting