when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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