So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name