what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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