How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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