dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You are the jesus of drinking
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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