uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think I won the penis lottery.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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