it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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