I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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