so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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