So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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