I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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