I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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