I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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