I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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