I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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