Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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