Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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