normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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