Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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