brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I party with great urgency now.
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