Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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