I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Randomize
