we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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