real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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