Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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