Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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