There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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