I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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