I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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