you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have already put on my inside pants.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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