Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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