i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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