he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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