Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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